I just went to visit my grandparents, and my grandmother was super excited to show me "her new gadget." It turns out to be a DVD of a recording of a fireplace.
"The logs actually burn, and pieces start falling down!"
"It was only $2 at Walgreens! Can you BELIEVE that?!"
If that wasn't enough, my grandfather thinks the house will burn down if they leave it playing when they leave the room.
- Michael Callegari